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Saturday, October 6, 2012

PM: Move to Mars



               Bangkok - Today, the move-to-Mars plan to handle the flooding was finally presented by Prime minister at the council.
After the terrible flood last year, it came many big critical conferences until now. There were several objective plans proposed to the World Chamber, but those all were kicked out because those weren’t practical. Up until now, the government released almost 20 useless plans.



                1 October, 2012, Yingluck Shinnawatr announced about a new plan to deal with the flooding issue which has already been approved by the World Chamber on 29 September, 2012. She approximately stated about the details of the plan including the process of the plan. “The last plan is to move to Mars. We have already requested for assistance to NASA, and they responded.” Yingluck said.
                They prepared 4,000 spaceships which could carry 20 persons per each, and each person costs 1,000,000 baht, excluding other service charges such as meals, accommodations, and facilities. In the meantime, the government was working on the process to emigrate the population and preparing the essential equipments to be as ready as possible. The explorer teams reported that the land was ready to move in but still needed to do more work on the agriculture. They have been preparing for the plan for 10 days. “Mars is now ready to welcome every immigrat” the team revealed.
                However, there seems to have some problems about the price. It was obviously way too expensive for normal people. Many people opposed the idea and staged an uprising in towns. Anyway, there still were people who loved the idea. “If you would like to survive and don’t want to be left behind, you just need to be super rich” Apiwan Leiggla, a business owner, said, “Fortunately, I’m, you know, kinda rich. I have already reserved for one spaceship.”
                The reservation was still opening for everyone until October 10th. There were various types of package for you and a lot of  documents needed to be completed. The only one condition in this plan is that every passenger cannot come back to earth no matter what. Mars will be your new home forever. Their names will be eliminated from civil regisrtration in the moment you sign the name in the contract.
                The government also offered a plan for others which are going to stay at earth. The plan is to move to the North and cooperate to counter the coming flood. However, this idea was still in process. The government informed that they would hold the statement again if the plan was ready.

Friday, October 5, 2012

Cigarette causes big fire in SWU

 

By NAPASSORN KASEAMSUK
  Staff reporter

               Bangkok – 5th A student in SWU left a lighted cigarette butt on a pile of paper, so the big flame spread all over the campus which took over 9 hours to put it out. A fire at Srinakharinwirot University (SWU) broke out on Friday evening. 200 firefighters gathered in SWU for many hours.               
             The field reporters said that there was only one victim in this incident. The victim is Mr. Nattachai Rattanasiriwet, a student who caused the fire by leaving his lighted cigarette on the floor.
             The fire was brought under control at about 2 am. Some students and teachers were in the buildings when it burned, so they were first brought to a hospital nearby.           Dr. Somchai Boonshoo, the principal of the university, informed that the university would be closed for a year sue to the repairs. Besides, the black smoke could still be seen in the area, and the road had been closed because of smoke blowing across the road. The damages covered a wild area throughout the campus, and it costed a large amount of money.
               Mr. Nattachai was very panic and passed out among the flame. The officers brought him to a hospital. After waking up, he testified that around 5pm, he was at Humanity Building with friends. He was smoking in the “No Smoking Area” and left the lighted cigarette on the floor without looking and was going to go home. Then, he smelled smoke and realized that there was a fire causes by his cigarette. “I didn’t realize that there was a pile of paper on the floor where I left the cigarette” Mr. Nattachai said. His parents were really worried about his condition after received the news. They came straight to the hospital with his friends. Then, they announced that they were intend to take all responsibilities and would pay for all damages. Anyway, the principal compromised with the case, so Nattachai’s family didn’t need to pay all the damages.



kimye hit out paparazzi again for third!

Kanye and Kim escaping from the paparazzi in Manhattan city
 

Manhattan-Kim Kardarshian and Kanye West were at loggerheads with paparazzi again while leaving a club in Manhattan last night claiming that the praz showed up and call them a pr**ck.

 The lovebirds were enjoying their private time at "Rock Pub" in Manhattan last night before things happens. "I saw Kanya drinks many glasses of Belver Bears," a waiter said "it's the strongest one, I can say." They left before the pub closed then walking out with lots of bodyguards. In front, there are 10-20 praz out there shooting flashes at them. West claimed that one of them yelled inappropriate word to the them which made him lose his temper and launched on the man without hesitation. "Kanye was like an animal, he punch and kick that guy without mercy," the waiter said.

 The man named Tommy Lee, paparazzi from "Entertain You" is released from Manhattan hospital this morning said "I did't say a word back then, I have no idea how he heard such word." "Who knows he will jump into me with anger like that." Lee also add that he was quite sure that West was drunk or high However, Lee and his company insisted to make a prosecute and call for a compensation. West is now not coming out for interview yet, so does his girlfriend who is being very quiet since the story happened.

 The police are investigating the case and inspect to all witnesses but no one seemed to hear what Lee said. One of the eye witnesses said "I heard someone yelled something but not that word, there must be some misunderstanding maybe Kanye just heard it wrong and take it personally, who knows." If there are not the evidence that Lee said the bad word to West, the police can only assume that he was drunk and started the fight.

 West's action affects his career more or less. He has lots of fans who support him as much as fans who disgrace him and more hatred grows in them because of his vulgar action. "His last case was just 3 months ago and it has been closed just last month, now the new case showed up so I start wondering why should I keep being on his side?," Miss Moore, one of his fans said. Many people love his song but they also hate his aggressive behavior.

 His action also made a super star Beyonce bring this up in "Entertainment Tonight" on NBC. She said that she was a friend of West for long time and she wanted to remind him not to act like a fool. "I saw it happens over and over again through his life I love him but I have to say," "when you possess everything and you are on the position that everyone is watching I don't think it's wise to act like childish having a fight like that" She also added that she warns him because of caring as a friend who doesn’t want him to decide things by angry emotion.

            Since this was the third time in this year excluding other year he got himself into a fight and charged against causing malicious injury to others, it is hard for him to bail out of being a persecutor in the societie. Not only him but his girlfriend Kimberly who just had her secret sex tape spread on the internet and public.

            Critics said that the couple is a humiliation of US society whom behave inappropriately for new generations. On the other hand, they praise Taylor Swift to be an idol of America who is perfect to e a role model for teenagers.

            However, there are still many fans who love their works and always forgive them for what they have done and support or never lose faith in them.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

University Guy Hit by a Meteor


Yesterday at Asok Hospital there was an emergency case of a university guy who got hit by a strange rock at his head, fortunately he still alive and still got a strange rock pin on his head.  
 “We are on our way home in this evening suddenly we heard a strange sound from the sky and then my friend fell down to the ground, we think that he is only stumble but he didn’t get up so we founded that he got faint and found a strange thing stuck at his head, so we quickly take him to the hospital” said  Natboo, friend of a university guy who got hit and the witness.
The doctor said that the boy is safe now and now he sleeps. All his entire body still work well but we can’t get the rock out from his head because it may harm to his brain system so we need to left it there on his head.
One of other doctor, Dr. Varuth from Asok Hospital, assume that the strange rock might be a meteor and want to take this matter to his own lap to find out what exactly what it is.
At the end, after Dr. Varuth tried every way to take ‘the meteor’ out of the student, the rock got off from the student head.
Now scientist are studying of the tennis-ball size meteorite that pinned into student’s head. From the first study, they said that it might have fallen from space. And they are going to do the next test tomorrow to make it more reliable and they will informed immediately.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

57 years of lost, Einstein back!!



Einstein was found by a local farmer in a hut yesterday after having lost in another dimension for 57 years.
On September 20, there was a report that Mr. Anthony Walsh, a local farmer, found a suspicious lodge deep in the BB forest during the way back from his work around 5 pm and saw a person who looked familiar came out of the lodge. He decided to go check that shubby cabin which he claimed that it has never been there since he lived there.
                After knocked the door, he waited over 15 minutes until the door was opened. “You must believe me, sir,” Mr. Anthony said, “the one who opened the door absolutely was Einstein, that Einstein!, I can tell that for sure.” Therefore, Mr. Anthony told other people about him because the look-liked Einstein couldn’t speak Thai, so others could help hi, together.
                The folks called 191 because they couldn’t communicate with Einstein, so they needed some help from officials. After getting the call, the police came with the interpreter and began to ask him the questions.
                The interpreter translated from what him said that his name was Albert Einstein. 10 days ago, he walked out from a pink desk drawer which was inside the lodge that time. After that, he found himself in somewhere he didn’t know and he tried very hard to figure out what happened to him back then. Finally, he found the transfixed fact that he had lost in another dimension for 57 years. He said that he dimly remembered falling into the time machine drawer which Doreamon gave him as a 76th birthday present.
                Therefore, the truth was revealed that Einstein didn’t die because of the internal bleeding caused by the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm. His age stopped growing since he lost in another dimension. After that, he asked that if it’s possible to have help from Thai government, so the police managed to contact the government for further process.
                Many scientists from over the world have informed Thailand their wills to help Einstein. There was a announcement that Thai government decided to hold a conference to find the best way to help Einstein. The conference will be held on 8 October, 2012. For the time being, Einstein was going to stay at prepared residence at Bangkok.
                After all, we still have to wait and wish for the good outcome. He probably will be able to back to his age. “We are doing our best and trying to find all potential ones to work with us” Prime Minister said.
“I really appreciate every single help from everyone.” Einstein said, “Anyway, if the bad result comes out, I have a plan. I plan to open kind of academy here, in Bangkok. You know, everyone has to move on. However, it’s still too fast to think about it. Right now, I have to do many researches to find the way back. Again, you have my great gratitude.”

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Somsak accepted as first real hero from 9999 challengers!!




Finally, the only Thai representative was assigned as the formal hero who, yesterday, passed the “Heroes around the World” program with his splendid attempt and many works over 901 years.
After having signed a contract to join “Heroes around the World” on 1rd January, 1111, International Hero Organization (IHO), as the host of the program, has finally accepted Mr. Somsak Fahsai, the only Thai challenger, as a first official hero in IHO.
                According to Mr. John, his private managers, Mr. Somsuk worked very hard as much as the one could do during his training years. “There are full of super hard situation to solve and difficult mission to complete. He didn’t only get through those, but he also gained many important things and made the ones around him have the faith to fight against it.” Mr. John said.
“I don’t want to disappointed them”



IHO’s record/Jason
During Mr. Somsak’s  mission in Maharashta, India.




He was the only one Thai representative joining in the program which has 9,999 challengers. There are a ton of people who kept following his report through television, radio, and newspaper. Every twice a year that the challengers were allowed to go home, but other than that time they had to stay at the prepared house and needed to report themselves every week.
According to records from IHO, challengers had to pass training programs which was created by every country all over the world. Having entered the program, Somsak did an astounding job all along. Although, he got a full point on every test, he never stopped learning and practicing. The most essential quality that everyone admired was his hospitality. He willingly assisted every challengers when he could. He had never ignored anyone coming for help. The organization also often received the gratitude from the civilians.
 “Being the real hero is my dream,” Mr. Somsak said, “and I know that if I don’t try very very hard, I don’t deserve a prize. So every time I felt like being in low spirits, I would think of people who still need my help, and how can I be useful to them. I don’t want to disappoint them” And like everyone, the source of his power is his parents. He told that they are the best example who made him into him today.