Lions Eat Man Alive!

California - Four lions attacked and ate up a man alive yesterday in San Diego Zoo Safari park when the victim got off the car to take a closer picture of them.

The victim, Baldic Hair got off the car to take a closed picture of lions in safari park while his wife and the two sons were waiting in the car. Suddenly, one of the lions moved slowly to him and grabbed him at the back. They were fighting when the rest came and helped the first one tear his body apart and ate him infront of his family. When zoo staff came, it's already too late.



King and Cobra, two of the four lions

The dead's wife Mrs.Vanessa Hair said that yesterday they went to see a wild life in safari park with their own car like everyone else, there was a long 3 lanes road for tourist to drive through each zone and stop by to see wonderous wildlife. Baldic was a driver. He drove through the giraffe zone to the doe zone and the last zone was a lion country. "I've tried to warn him not to get away from the car but he wanted a nice shot of it," Vanessa said, "there was clearly a 'Do not get off the car' sign but he thought it was alright to get out of the car just a few minutes." She also said that everything happened so fast that she didn't know what to do. Other tourists could do nothing but honk a horn to make the lions go away. However, It didn't seem to work when the rest started to pluckud and ate him in the end.

San Diego zoo warden Mr.Zebra Blackwhite said he was highly regret for the loss. However, the zoo will not take any responsibility for what happened in this case because the dead didn't follow the regulation. "What we can do is to move the 4 lions out of the safari and locked them up in the cage in zoo zone," Blackwhite said.

Million $ Cat Lost Mystery

Owner almost cry to dead for her lost mystery cat

Japan, in the middle of the night, the police office got an emergency call from Yukata’s castle, informed that her special of breed persian named Lily was disappeared from the castle last two hour ago.  

After emergency call, the whole police man in the office was sent to castle immediately and searching Lily around the castle in 2 km.

Fuji, a special breed of persian cat, was worth almost one million US dollar. It is one of a million of all the cat in the world. Moreover, it has a rare three color which are black white and brown.

The owner of the lost mystery cat, Mika, review that after she gave a midnight snack, Lily’s favorite tuna steak, she found out that her lovely cat was gone.

“When I made a tuna steak, she will come right away to me and play with me every night like a usual, but today is unusual.”

All the maid in the castle said that they saw the cat was walking around the swimming pool at 9 pm and they have no idea where the cat go but usually it will be in the huge living room in the middle of the castle.

“I have no idea where she’s going and I hope she will be safe and i will pay for god for her to come back home safety.” Mika said.

After seaching around the castle, one of police man found the cat in the bathroom playing with a rat. 

Angel on Earth

By Wanlapa Sinanok

Staff Reporter

Parnny and her D.I.Y case-Mark chupachoopz photographer

Parnny Rujie, a billionaire celebrity and the owner of jewelry shop "Tiffany&Co", opens a charity in Milan,Italy for helping an orphan in Haiti on 10th September,2012.

่Milan-on this early week, there is a grand opening the charity for helping an outreach children in Haiti. The host of this event is Miss Parnny Rujie, the famous celebrity and the owner of jewelry shop "Tiffany&Co", arranged this charity with her friends. Many famous celebs and Hollywood stars went to this event.

Around the event had a lot of beloved things from all celebs, such as, accessories, clothes, handmade things, etc. They arranged a bid for collecting money to endow with OWH (Orphan Welfare in Haiti ).

Parnny Rujie, the director of this charity, said that the objective of this event was to collecting money for endow with an orphan in Haiti that lost their family from the result of war in Haiti.

"I feel pity for those children that lost their family in the war so much, so my friends and I arranged this charity by bid the celebrities' beloved for collect money as much as we can"

A first bid was a D.I.Y iPhone case of Parnny, she got 110,000 dollars for dole.

"I extremely happy today, I got some money from the bid and I will add my money ten million dollars for supporting" she said, "I want to say thank you to all of guests for their attention. I hope those children would be happy with this helping from us" Parnny said.

The total money from this charity event was valuable 150 million dollars. Parnny and her friends will go to Haiti on 15th September,2012 to endow this money to OWH.

Criminals Must Be Careful!

By Wanlapa Sinanok

Staff Reporter

Sheriff superhero car-Daniel Staff Photograper

     Royal Police Department Of The United Kingdom (RPDUK) invented a new superhero car for chasing the terrorists last week.

     London-This news was declared from RPDUK (Royal Police Department Of The United Kingdom) that they found a new way to catch the criminals. It was on Friday 31st, August. "We find the latest technology creation for chasing the lawbreakers" David Wilsons, the commander of RPDUK, delivered a speech. "I think this is the best technology of vehicle now. It is an automatic-drive car that has a GPS in its console. This superhero car can drive 200 miles per hour"

"Usually, when we chase the terrorist, we have a limit of our fast at 80 miles per hour. It can not follow them as fast as we need, so we need something faster. Therefore, we invent this car for these cases" David said.

Mr.Clark, one of RPDUK said with his happy face "I do research about this car for many years. We spend a lot of money for it. Finally, it is complete in this day"

     This superhero car cost more than ten million dollars. They used the ultramodern technology that have a superior power machine. Its capacity was higher than a normal super car like Ferrari, Lamborghini or Porsche.

Ralph Narely, the owner of Lamborghini company limited, gave an interview on 3p.m. "We are the producer of this new superhero car , we proudly present that it is the fastest car of this era" Ralph said. "It uses petrol less than one liter per ten miles and also drive as a hybrid car"

"Moreover, you can use an automatic-driver program when you are busy. We got this idea program from Transformers movie" he said, " this program is accepted from an international forefront organization that is safe and standard"

"Its body made from the pieces of meteorite that are strong and light. A shockproof mirror can prevent you from bullets and bombs" Ralph said.

    This Superhero car named "Sheriff". It was a name of the inventor of this car. Sheriff will take the first action on this September.

Gaga Has Surgery in Thailand!

Lady Gaga and her new look after the surgery

India - Lady Gaga had a plastic surgery at Yun-hee hospital yesterday after fell off the stage in New Delhi.

 The superstar yesterday was performing her mini concert at a night club in New Delhi. She was singing Judas when one of her choreography which made her loses insisted to continue her performance but her blood didn't stop bleeding then the fans have to cry out and shout "somebody please get her to a doctor" After Gaga left the club, she again insisted not to go to the doctor but to get a flight to BKK. The superstar immediately flew to Thailand to have a plastic surgery at Yun-hee hospital. After an operation, new Gaga gave an interview that the reason she needed to have the surgery in Thailand was because she always wanted to look like Thai people and she believed that Thai women are most beautiful. Also, she praises Aum Pacharapa, a very famous actress in Thailand as her idol.

 There are good and bad response to this changing which caused chaos in USA because Most of the fans cannot accept this new Gaga. They found that it is unacceptable and started to protest in New York City with the label "no more mother monster" in the hand. NY.PD had to disperse the mob with tear gas to prevent an insurrection. However, there are still more than thousand fans from US followed her to Thailand to give her a support and encourage her. They believe that Gaga is still the same Gaga no matter what she looks like.

 The superstar is a fashionable person whom is eyed by the world. Every step of her absolutely affects most people about their attitude. Besides, she is like a symbol of fashion society so she has an influence in every type of fashion on earth. This is the reason why her big change caused this much chaos to the world, especially in USA.

Naked, screaming girl in daytime at Siam

There was a big shock again in the heart of Bangkok. A teen girl in a renowed-university uniform screamed insanely in one famous restaurant at Siam Square after having finished her meal. After that, she ran out of the restaurant without paying the bill. At that moment, everybody is at a loss for word, but the restaurant's owner went after the girl intending to ask her a reason. However, the girl did not even stop to listen to him, she intensely rip her shirt and continued screaming before suddenly running out of there. Then comes a big mess in searching for the screaming girl to prevent an escalated incident with herself and other people in vicinity. Fortunately, a police car passed by, so the owner asked for help to search for the girl. They spent over 30 minutes to find her all over Siam Square. Finally, the polices could catch her at two blogs next to the restaurant. They decided to bring her to the police station and interrogated her about the incident after she had already controlled her emotion. The girl said that she was not insane or mad at all; she was really fine.

Based on the police's report, the fact is she did not realize that she did not have any money with herself until finishing her meal. She made a big fuss with her exaggerated reactions because she has an abnormal characteristic which she would always scream and tear her clothes apart when she was really panic.

Having known the story about her abnormal habits, the owner felt sympathetic and did not mind the incident earlier. He compromised the case by allowing the pitiful customer to pay the bill later. She greatly appreciated with that and quickly managed to pay the bill within the day.

New World Found Under Sukhumvit Rd.

Workers found the new world under Sukhumvit Rd.

 

Bangkok - A new world was discovered beneath Sukhumvit Rd. yesterday by workers while repairing the deteriorated road.

                 Mrs.Yingluck Chinnawat, a prime minister said that the 20 workers was sent to repair Sukhumvit Rd. yesterday due to the condition of dilapidation. According to this, the workers dug deep down into the ground and found a piece of abnormal anatomical structure, which was piled up by the large amount of rocks. The bone was very much different from any creatures found on earth assumed that it was a rib of something. They dug deeper and deeper then found many bone structures buried in dirt. The government presumed that what they have found could possible be the fossils of the primeval animals from ancient time. An archeologist Mr.Dinosour was sent into the field and examined possibility that these unnatural structures could be the lost animal from the past million years. Afterward, Mr.Dinosour revealed that the anatomical structures they found wasn't fossils but it was bones of living thing that have just died for few weeks. The government ordered contractors team to dig deep down, the more they dig the more carcass they found. About 2,012 feet of drilling the ground, they found that the atmosphere and soil down there were fertilized. Moreover, there are unseen creatures living down there. These creatures was purple and very fluffy ,they are almost 3 feet tall which is very big. However, they meant no harm to people but seemed very nice in fact. People called them "purple giant". Some Bangkokers believed that these living things are hiding from us and living beneath us for decades, and some said it was a discover of The Land of the Dream (Utopia).

Mr.Dinosour concluded that the carcasses which they found were one of the giant body part that died by the cause of radiation and pollution that infiltrate through soil from the city. "The new found land is on our hand, if we don't start saving it by decreasing the amount of pollution, not only these beautiful creatures will be dead, but also us who are the destroyers" The government set a new policy of saving the land and make this land to be a nature reserve which can be a tourism attraction.

Shocking! Rat Meat Ball

In a popular noodle shop nearby Srinakarin University (SWU), a college student made a shocking discovery. The noodle shop is known for having noodle soup at a cheap price.

Recently, customers have been noticing the meatballs have been increasing in size and started tasting better. Mr. Noname said he thought the taste was better and even wondered what meat they were using.

One day after classes, he ordered a bowl of noodles and ate like usually. When he felt a tickle in his throat, he reached in and pulled out something surprising-a rat tail. He immediately called the Office of the Consumer Protection (OCP)

OCP found the restaurant had fallen on hard times and had resorted to using rats in their meatballs to cut down costs. The owner was arrested for endangering the health of the public. The shop is now permanently closed.