57 years of lost, Einstein back!!

Einstein was found by a local farmer in a hut yesterday after having lost in another dimension for 57 years.

On September 20, there was a report that Mr. Anthony Walsh, a local farmer, found a suspicious lodge deep in the BB forest during the way back from his work around 5 pm and saw a person who looked familiar came out of the lodge. He decided to go check that shubby cabin which he claimed that it has never been there since he lived there.

                After knocked the door, he waited over 15 minutes until the door was opened. “You must believe me, sir,” Mr. Anthony said, “the one who opened the door absolutely was Einstein, that Einstein!, I can tell that for sure.” Therefore, Mr. Anthony told other people about him because the look-liked Einstein couldn’t speak Thai, so others could help hi, together.

                The folks called 191 because they couldn’t communicate with Einstein, so they needed some help from officials. After getting the call, the police came with the interpreter and began to ask him the questions.

                The interpreter translated from what him said that his name was Albert Einstein. 10 days ago, he walked out from a pink desk drawer which was inside the lodge that time. After that, he found himself in somewhere he didn’t know and he tried very hard to figure out what happened to him back then. Finally, he found the transfixed fact that he had lost in another dimension for 57 years. He said that he dimly remembered falling into the time machine drawer which Doreamon gave him as a 76th birthday present.

                Therefore, the truth was revealed that Einstein didn’t die because of the internal bleeding caused by the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm. His age stopped growing since he lost in another dimension. After that, he asked that if it’s possible to have help from Thai government, so the police managed to contact the government for further process.

                Many scientists from over the world have informed Thailand their wills to help Einstein. There was a announcement that Thai government decided to hold a conference to find the best way to help Einstein. The conference will be held on 8 October, 2012. For the time being, Einstein was going to stay at prepared residence at Bangkok.

                After all, we still have to wait and wish for the good outcome. He probably will be able to back to his age. “We are doing our best and trying to find all potential ones to work with us” Prime Minister said.

“I really appreciate every single help from everyone.” Einstein said, “Anyway, if the bad result comes out, I have a plan. I plan to open kind of academy here, in Bangkok. You know, everyone has to move on. However, it’s still too fast to think about it. Right now, I have to do many researches to find the way back. Again, you have my great gratitude.”