PM: Move to Mars

               Bangkok - Today, the move-to-Mars plan to handle the flooding was finally presented by Prime minister at the council.

After the terrible flood last year, it came many big critical conferences until now. There were several objective plans proposed to the World Chamber, but those all were kicked out because those weren’t practical. Up until now, the government released almost 20 useless plans.

                1 October, 2012, Yingluck Shinnawatr announced about a new plan to deal with the flooding issue which has already been approved by the World Chamber on 29 September, 2012. She approximately stated about the details of the plan including the process of the plan. “The last plan is to move to Mars. We have already requested for assistance to NASA, and they responded.” Yingluck said.

                They prepared 4,000 spaceships which could carry 20 persons per each, and each person costs 1,000,000 baht, excluding other service charges such as meals, accommodations, and facilities. In the meantime, the government was working on the process to emigrate the population and preparing the essential equipments to be as ready as possible. The explorer teams reported that the land was ready to move in but still needed to do more work on the agriculture. They have been preparing for the plan for 10 days. “Mars is now ready to welcome every immigrat” the team revealed.

                However, there seems to have some problems about the price. It was obviously way too expensive for normal people. Many people opposed the idea and staged an uprising in towns. Anyway, there still were people who loved the idea. “If you would like to survive and don’t want to be left behind, you just need to be super rich” Apiwan Leiggla, a business owner, said, “Fortunately, I’m, you know, kinda rich. I have already reserved for one spaceship.”

                The reservation was still opening for everyone until October 10^th. There were various types of package for you and a lot of  documents needed to be completed. The only one condition in this plan is that every passenger cannot come back to earth no matter what. Mars will be your new home forever. Their names will be eliminated from civil regisrtration in the moment you sign the name in the contract.

                The government also offered a plan for others which are going to stay at earth. The plan is to move to the North and cooperate to counter the coming flood. However, this idea was still in process. The government informed that they would hold the statement again if the plan was ready.